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"I loved them before they got popular"
PROPHET LIKE IT’S HOT
its going to the beat of my music omg
wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)
what the hell are you
sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies
Meg: calling men out on their bullshit since 700 BC.
hoW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE
"can we have pizza?"
"yeah sure just get it out the freezer"
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
wow kids these days age 13 smoking weed and having sex? when I was that age i was popping pills, injecting heroin and planning my 10th murder
Only your 10th?
Devil May Sing
this is my alarm clock ^-^
Imagine if Sirius could have raised Harry and when he sent a howler to him in his second year for driving the car to school.
"I’M NOT EVEN MAD, I’M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED. MERLIN’S BLOODY BALLS I’M PROUD."
And Remus in the background “SIRIUS NO.”
the fact that elijah wood somehow found the fountain of youth and has not aged since lotr is still mind boggling to me
like i’m pretty sure he got younger
i wonder if cows are ever like why am i a cow
cows will be lined up at the slaughterhouse and watch the cow in front of them get slaughtered and still step forward when it’s their turn.
not relevant but.
yeah not relevant at all what was the point of that